My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

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April 21st, 2014 - 502,757 notes


me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

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April 21st, 2014 - 302,209 notes


Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

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April 21st, 2014 - 146,693 notes



some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe

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April 20th, 2014 - 205,330 notes

MGMT at Coachella 2014, Weekend Two

its kinda scary how your whole life depends on how well you do as a teenager 

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April 16th, 2014 - 709,549 notes


the ballad of the salad

Is this Coachella?

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance