:)

canadianslut:

I don’t use condoms ;)

not because i like to practice unsafe sex but because I never have sex

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April 12th, 2014 - 52,003 notes

angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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April 10th, 2014 - 295,495 notes
chipotlazy:

producenthusiast:

the world may never know

jaden smith has been here

bagmilk:

"and you’ll present it in front of the class"

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April 10th, 2014 - 179,015 notes

rneerkat:

wearing an outfit you like can make a day 10x better

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April 9th, 2014 - 268,226 notes

jetbag:

me: im going to fucking stab you

straight white boy: haha then what? ;) 

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April 9th, 2014 - 285,526 notes
lmaoalien:

god bless u scott